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[Sep. 20th, 2006|08:36 pm] |
No idea why im doing this... but just play along and itll all be good. im not gonna lie... i had to cheat a little since ive never heard half the songs that appeared. so have fun!
The Rules:
Step 1: Put your iPod/MP3 player or iTunes on random.
Step 2: Post the a line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post it on your blog and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Update the list with the song title when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Make your guesses by leaving a comment or sending me email. You have to identify both title and artist, and you're not allowed to Google any of these, either.
1.Desmond has a barrow in the market place...
Molly is the singer in a band...
Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand...
2.Here come Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane, y'know she's sporting a chain
Same hair, revolution
Same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss
3. The cows and chickens
are goin' to the dickens!
4. I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my balls
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
5. Soft
As a pillow
Touch her there
Where she wont dare
Somewhere
6. Been High in the rockies, under the ever greens.
7. My name is bob...
I have a job
8. I'm an ordinary guy
9. Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
10. Have you come here for forgiveness
Have you come tor raise the dead
Have you come here to play jesus
To the lepers in your head
11. Dolce and Ganaba; Fendi and NaDonna
12. N:I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help [whoah]
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health
T:I want you on my team
M:So does everybody else.
13. I'll crush you like a jelly bean!
14. you're the one who makes me cum money
15. D:Wait, what's if there's an explanation for this shit?
E:What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick!
16. You know we don't give a fuck its not yo birthday!
17. Me and yo daughter, got a special thang goin on.
You say it puppy love, we say it full grown.
Hope that you feel this, feel this way forever;
You can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather.
18. Your into Japanese fastfood
And I drop you off with your Japanese lover
And you're going to the beach all day
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
You're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me
19. She'll make you live her crazy life, but she'll take away your pain;
like a bullet to your brain!
20. all we need is a drummer, for people who only need a beat! |
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[Sep. 10th, 2006|04:41 pm] |
Last night i ate hot dogs buns and saw old Delta Friends at a Bar-B-Que in a park in Brooklyn...
Nothing more ;-) |
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[Jul. 4th, 2006|11:50 am] |
haha i love birthdays.
I also love Rebecca House (is it spelled that way, if not my bad) Chanis, even though we were supposed to watch West Side Story and sing all the songs together...
Mostly I love your boyfriend though.... despite the fact that he tried to rape me (tell him im horny hehe)
LQTM! (Laughing Quietly To Myself... it beats lol and lqal!)
and everyone else at the party last night... I HATE YOU (You know who you are... Dirty Russia Sookah! hehe jk!)
k im out like a cowboy in Chelsea (dont ask) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2006|12:26 am] |
i just want it to be known that i love all of my friends and life and everything... tonight was interesting and fun and sad and i loved every minute of it.... except i cant drink so much in the future...... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im gonna miss everyone.... |
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[Jun. 15th, 2006|10:55 pm] |
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i just want it to be known that i am hopelessly in love with Audrey Hepburn and this movie... that's all for now |
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[Jun. 15th, 2006|12:12 am] |
wow live journal... its been a while...
so today was super amazingly fantastic for way to many reason to recount. soccer was fantastic! especially hot italian boy... hehe. movie was ok, but we still had a ton of fun anyway... and yea, i just love my friend and life and summer and everything.... wow. im in a most excellent of moods now, but need sleep b4 i like die. but before i go...
TEAM
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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[Apr. 12th, 2006|11:47 pm] |
the following entry is not meant for anyone in particular... i simply needed to get something off my chest in the most indirect way possible. enjoy
it has recently been brought to my attention that a certain friend you may or may not know, (i will simply call him John hereafter), is not at all the person I thought he was. instead of being a great person, he is really just a manipulative.
i am not afraid to say now and forevermore that i am a bitch. that i do and say mean things, most often without thinking, simply for amusement sometimes or to make myself feel better. w/e, that's the way i am, and i would venture to say most people are the same way. if you think you aren't GET OVER YOURSELF. for people who i respect and care for however, i am generally completely loyal and non judgmental of all of your faults. until the very end of my relationship with shea, i never once assumed that any of her actions were bad, and loved her unconditionally. therefore, nothing, and i mean NOTHING, hurts me more than knowing that this trust has been broken, and that i've been lied too.
until tonight, i had always vested my full trust in john, believed all that he told me and never once questioned his motives. i have now become enlightened however to your wickedness. i should've known all along that all your stories and our talks were lies. i simply don't what to think of you anymore...
i honestly have more to say, but i neither the time nor the energy to do. right now, i've got a lot on my mind however, this is not the last time ill speak of john. happy passover to all |
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[Mar. 12th, 2006|10:56 am] |
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...I've come undone... |
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[Feb. 27th, 2006|06:14 pm] |
i just want it to be known that i am hopelessly in love with Julie Andrews. for those of you who dont know her, she was in the My Fair Lady (the musical), The Sound of Music and of course Mary Poppins. and um, wow i just love her sooooooo much. what an amazing voice...
in other news, March 8th is officially the best day of my life. it will probably be as good as the day i turn 21 and lose my virginity cuz it's just that amazing.
8:00-10:00 New Season of America's Next Top Model
10:00-11:00 Finale of Project Runway
I know only suzie can possibly understand compltely fabulous and amazing this day will be, and that's ok.
in other news: I TRIED OUT FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY!!!!!!! I hope i get a good part. otherwise i probably will just stick to chorus (BLAH!). I miss Mrs. Goodman soooooo much. she is just so adorable! jj and i were singing broadway songs outside of her room 7th period and she came out and sang with us! who wants to take Euro again with me? (no one? thought so). and Nati, ur secret's safe with me. ;-). now ill laugh as everyones comment says "oooooo what secret i dont know any secret." :-P
"Despite what you see I have confidence in me!" |
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[Feb. 25th, 2006|10:58 pm] |
i wish i could say there was more to my vacation in florida than the fact that i got new shoes (ya'll best watch out for them cause they're hot as hell). florida is so... dead. lol. go figure huh? basically i worked out (watch out for newer, sexier jared in the next few months as well, grrrrrrrrrrrr) and watched reruns on mtv and vh1. so i shant bore anyone with tales from my vacation...
what i would like to talk about is the trip back.
a long time ago i kinda decided that i dont fear death anymore. i was talking about it with and friend and he basically said "we're all gonna die anyway, so why worry?" can't argue with that logic i guess lol. so in terms of things like say, plane rides, i really dont think much about the possibiity of death... did i lose anyone yet? im kinda hoping this wont turn into some blah morbid rant type thing.... just more of a way for me to collect my thoughts from the past 2 hours... anyway, im on the plane with my mom and here comes the pilot saying those infamous words "we're going to be experiencing some turbulence shortly so please buckle your seat belts and stay calm." HA! but i mean, everyone goes through this kinda thing, its no big deal really....
This however, was some crazy assed turbulence. for a good 3 minutes the plane went up and down with dips rivaling that of a roller coaster. the whole time peole are screaming, the flight attendant fell on the ground, my mother is freaking out. through it all however, i remained relatively calm, stayed strong, and just prayed for it to be over...
well obviously everything turned out ok. im writing this live journal entry aren't i? unless this is like a message from beyond the grave... but let's not get into that. well anyway, that part of the flight wasnt really what got to me. it was crazy, but like i said, that kinda things happens on flights (though the stuardesses all said that was the worst they ever had). the part of the flight that really got t me however, was the descent. and i thought about what would happen if we didnt make it, not in terms of my fate, but in terms of my dad, of my friends, my family... how would they cope with it... and suddenly i was panik stricken more so than i ever have been and i couldnt concentrate and i was shaking all over and i dunno... the plane landed poorly (on tire hit the ground before the other, it was wierd) but it landed none the less and im here to tell my tale. people were still talking about the experience as well left... little jappy girls from long island were bragging about how their daddies would never let anything like this happen to them again and some other garbage... and yet i felt no connection to it at all... i suppose i was just bothered by their selfishness.... i dunno. i dont know what to think right now... but im sure as hell happy to be back into the city...
i guess that's all. sorry for the sad entry and i promise a happy one will come next. :-) |
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[Feb. 21st, 2006|09:41 pm] |
howdy ho all three people left in the city! i wish i could be like you, but sadly im leaving tomorrow morning for sunny florida where i shall do homework and watch tv! hooray!
just got bak from tennennsee a couple of hours ago... it was maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad fun like crazy woah! um, we basically did nothing but sat, ate, and planned crazy amount of board games! it was great fun. cranium is the shit, like i love that game. family feud however, not very cool or sensicle. id go into details, but no one really reads this anyway and its nothing too exciting.... except we found a jj clone. scary stuff lol. oh and i tried having a seriously conversation with jj which didnt turn out to welll.... lol no surprise though. and i love my friend george's girl friend. we're totally bff's. like she's great. so funny, like i had just cleaned up geroge's room completely and he comes in with his gf and he says "wow jared, great job. u could really pass for a homo." so i gave him a hug and was just like "shhhhhhhhhhh" to gf. very awkard for mee, but funny. and dancing/dry humping to "you sexy thing" was priceless.... yea, i dunno what else to say... dout |
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[Feb. 11th, 2006|10:28 pm] |
please excuse me while a voice how amazingly good i feel and how happy i am to be alive! i wont lie.... these past few weeks have been some of the best in my life, and tonight especially made me realize how lucky i am to be in this city....
my day started off with a voice message. shane's mom calling me to tell her how angry she is that her son unfortunately is a good person (yes im talking about shane) who calls me up in the mornings if im late. i was basically told by the psycho for two to three mintues that's im taking advantage of her son and costing her money (and believe me, id be more than happy to pay her 10 fucking dollars a month if it really means that much to her). not a great way to start of your day! after that it was drum lessons, sat, boring stuff yada yada yada...
now, i wont lie. after a pathetic friday (i dont consider drinking in the park an accomplishment, sorry), i was kinda hoping to have a little "fun" tonight for myself. but i deicded i should go see Turn Left At Greenland first, and then get back uptown for something else. i must say, that is a crappy assed venue. they didnt even have a full drum set for amaury to play on. and the amps kept on fucking up and everything was like disastorous. but they still played pretty well, and i rocked out by myself on the dance floor (i pulled off a rockin' crab walk if i do say so myslef). afterward however, we needed something to do. and something about being with amaury, down town, snowing all over.... we knew it was time to get some food! first off lemme say... I LOVE THE VILLAGE. that place is amazing, like... omg omg omg it is just so much fun down there. its some much more lively and interesting than well... here. but that's because the upper west side is suburbia and doesnt count as part of the city...
anyway, we found a coffee shop. from the minute i stepped in, i thought i had died and gone to heaven! i was like a crack head on a coke plantation (sorry for that), and omg! and the lady there gave us all FREE coffee that was so good and beat anything starbucks will ever make. period. so i was basically happy. but then, it was time for pizza! we ate at the mad chill restaurant with pictures straight out of someone's acid trip and amazing pizza! so me, mikey, shane (acting very very chill and nice), amaury and evan talked politics and shit and ate. now im like in heaven! we leave now, and of course its time for desert and we NEED to go for some hip, bohemian cafe. and of course we find one right by christopher street! we walk in, all the waiters are GORGEOUS, I am in gay heaven right now! like oooooooooo yea! we order our desert, and i get this incredible chai tea which all beat ANYTHING ive ever gotten in starbucks and some chocolate mouse! and we all sit, and talk about amaury's old days in the villiage and how he knew dave chapelle, and all the funny things mikey and evan and said and how much ive changed and it was just like everything ive always dreamed of being able to do! after that we walked around a bit, but by this time the snow was falling heavy so we got on the train and had probably the longest ride of my life. we told old jokes that we thought were amazing in like 5th grade and i gave an amazing rendition of the voodoo dick joke. and um, yea that was basically it. i dont think anyone has gotten to this point and i dont care really.... just... im vry happy, and it feels good. yay! |
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[Feb. 6th, 2006|07:47 pm] |
dhara and i have decided that because Valentines day is so exclusive and evil, the rest of us need a holiday for ourselves, to celebrate the fabulousness of singlehood and all the joys it has to offer. therefore i would like to invite you all to celebrate...
SINGLES DAY!
Starting this May 14th, all the smart people who realize the many setbacks relationships cause, will gather together to celebrate our super, swinging single lifestyle! Activities will include:
Make out contests: who can who up with the most people in one day
Harassment of couple: honestly, who doesnt want to do that?
and of course we all party hard and enjoy the life we're living, cuz sadly, one day we may actually have to settle down with someone, and no one really wants that, right? so i ask all of you to get out planner and remember this date, cuz singles day is here to stay! hooray!
In other needs, the search for Jared's non-existant life continues... |
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[Jan. 30th, 2006|12:05 am] |
i love my life
tonight will forever be remembered as the beginning of something new... the beginning of MY LIFE (note: this will probably make NO sense to any of you but right now i dont care!!!!!!!)
i have found quite possibly who understands my anguish and am finally ready to start living!!!!! to rise above the pathetic house parties and upper westside nightmares.... the friends who jeer and pick at you for nasty little habits they find unappealing! i am finally ready to turn away and face fucking reality!!!!!!!! good bye cruel world.... hope you all have fun with yourselves! |
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[Jan. 27th, 2006|11:41 pm] |
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!
Only one word can explain today....
WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I finally understand...
"And Goodness knows
The Wicked's lives are lonely
Goodness knows
The Wicked die alone
It just shows when you're Wicked
You're left only
On your own"
oh my i nearly cried.... wow i loved it so much!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh go see it now if you haven't! |
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[Jan. 26th, 2006|11:09 am] |
i love city nights with my friends!
congrats to rico and a certain someone else... you know who you are lol
"i'm a lumberjack and im ok,
i sleep all night and i work all day!
i chop down trees
i wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra.
i wish i'd been a girly
just like my dear mama!
| | The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)
Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.
A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.
Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master
| If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.
When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Bachelor and The Playboy.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: CARDINALDRED |
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[Jan. 14th, 2006|09:33 pm] |
FUCK YOU
Have fun pissing away your life.
EDIT: All better now... :-) |
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[Jan. 13th, 2006|10:59 pm] |
um, so i think tonight was the first time ive had FUN in like..... a really really long time. i mean, this has probably been the week from hell and i was literally dying to have it be over.... so i guess anything would have been good. but yea, i dunno
so i took the train home with chris which was cool. i think he was a bit buzzed (malo chris, malo) but we had a very nice conversation about life the universe and everything (the usual). afterwards, i waited for SOMEONE to call me (little did i know peolple were going shopping like a block from my house [damn you all]},and eventually made it to mikey's for holly/suz pics (which was tres hot) and mixed drumset grooveness. the train ride down was entertaining cuz holly and i did our best to make mikey feel as uncomfortable as humanly possible, which is surprisingly easy. and although we were saddened to find our movie sold out (damn bohemian white people that probably made up the majority of the audience that beat us there!) we had awesome chinese food involving hot peppers and a carrot bird. the village is basically amazing at night... like my god i want to live there sooooooooo bad. i would go to NYU for the sole purpose of getting to live in soho, like no joke. the ben and jerry's was amazing, as was fighting with ben and jerry's callenders (i kicked amaury's butt! wooooooooooooo). and then, to end it off, amaury and i became anti-social and sang most every chorus sang we could and couldnt remember. so basically...
i love having fun without alcohol! and i love our mix-matched foursome and city nights. and i also love holly's dress. ummm i think thats it
edit: Nati is awesome (there are you happy!?) |
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[Dec. 31st, 2005|05:41 pm] |
New Year's Resolution time!
Practice percussion more
Buy more/better clothes
Learn my Marimba Concerto
Take over a foreign country (possibly Costa Rica, but more on that later)
Save my friends from alcoholism
Get a good grade on the SATS
Learn to fly
Make a demo cd/play a concert at an actual place
Get Mr. Hannon to like me (oh I hate him so)
Get abs/pecs (be sexy!)
Be more open (for like the 20th year in a row)
Kill someone.... that's right, it could be you
um, i dunno, ill think of more later |
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